Bam pulls his dick out and clamps it in the teeth of the jumper cables even though we had a long conversation about how we were gonna blur his dick out so he definitely does NOT have to unzip his pants. He did it during all 7 takes. It seemed unnecessary but that is exactly what makes Bam Margera the voice of my generation.
I didn’t get to promote the show yet!
I am fucking dead
"Augustus is soooo pretentious!!!"
Ohmygod, no way?? It’s almost as if that’s exactly what John Green intended.
"Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production."